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Baggie Jeans
by Dennis Hughes


I Keto, you Keto we're on a diet plan
It's anti-diabetic not vegetarian
We get plenty of protein
And lots of leafy greens
We cut our carbs and calories
Now we have baggy jeans
Baggy jeans, baggy jeans 
Now we're wearing baggy jeans

There's no wheat in the pantry
Only oatmeal in the bin
We don't eat much grains no more
Eating them don't make you thin
We don't want no wheat belly
Don't want no meaty thighs
Now it's time to eat for health
No more starch bombs no more fries

We cleared out the freezer
Some things would hardly budge
Out go the frozen novelties
Sayonara frozen fudge
We opened up the double doors
Emptied the refrigerator
Bye bye to lots of condiments
Packaged foods we'll see you later

At first it wasn't easy
I dreamed of a root beer float
Temptation round the corner
We are all in the same boat
Cookies are now dead to me
French pastries they died too
Give me foods that give me life
Like a big crockpot of stew

I Keto, you Keto we're on a diet plan
Eat everything fresh and skip the marzipan
No sweets except a little fruit
Plenty of nuts and beans
We cut our carbs and calories
Now we have baggy jeans
Baggy jeans, baggy jeans 
Now we're wearing baggy jeans



2021 Dennis Hughes -all rights reserved
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